confident-fear:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

(via laurenclackson-blog)

If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies in 13 days.

(via nicolemhogan)

queen-of-the-highhway:

pearswhy:

professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word*
all the freshmen in the room: :O

“The fuck word”

(via eye-balls)

moonemoji:

employer: why do you want this job?

me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$

(via g-ag-a)

supnoah:

the problem with me is that i dont give a fuck but i still kinda do

(via biddiess)

s-t-y-l-e-t-s:

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(Source: beben-eleben, via csaltt)